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Smack Type to Satiate Yon's Cravings
Let's just say !'ve been resting my rotator cuff in preparation for the high arcing pie discharge ! will be performing on August 10th. !'m hoping Rick the Clydesdale's wave starts well before mine so ! won't have all the pie eaten before he crosses the line. How was that Yon? On 8.21.7 Rick the Clydesdale issued a challenge. ! beat him by 8:50 in 2007. He has stated that he will be 2 minutes faster than me in 2008. The penalty for the loser is: A pie in the face. Whipped cream, traditional gag pie. In the finisher's chute. In front of everyone. Really everyone. Not many people, especially in this club, will be left out on the course by the time we finish. Aproximately 6 hours. No excuses. Surely there will be someone there w/ a stopwatch to be our official timer to adjust for different wave starts. And a camera. Rick started 15 minutes in front of me in 2007. If Rick the Clydesdale finishes and more than 2 minutes + the wave gap passes before ! finish he gets to hit me w/ the pie. If my time is less than 2 minutes more than Rick's ! hit him w/ the pie. Side betting is acceptable and encouraged. Don't miss this race.